sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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