I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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