Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She even gives head with a lisp.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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