ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
