Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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