what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
PANTIES FOUND
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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