Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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