I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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