I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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