dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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