she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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