I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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