im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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