Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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