he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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