I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
