I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Your penis caused this!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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