Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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