I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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