I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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