epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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