dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Randomize
