was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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