Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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