Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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