yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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