I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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