I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
