So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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