I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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