if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
