it wasn't lemon gatorade
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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