Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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