He is an equal opportunity slut.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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