I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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