We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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