ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She told me I should be a condom model.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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