I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
