yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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