Tell her she can't have a vagina
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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