My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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