too bad you live with your parents still
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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