I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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