I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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