508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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