How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He? As in you personified your dick?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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