Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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