we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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