Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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