Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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