I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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