party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
